ALFRED the camera man!
31/08/08 10:14
Hello my name is ALFRED THE CAMERA MAN. I work the camera for investigations and my stupid best friend Jay Smith. He got fired because his show was dumber than that lady at Burger King who ordered a Big Mac. Now the show is run by Ray Smith, and that guy is meaner than a cat with rabbies. I ordered a plumber to fix our plumbing and he got all mad. Oh well, I got to hit a ghost with a board a couple of times, and the plumbing is all better now. But the bill came in the mail and Ray made me pay while he played MY Playstation 3. EIGHT DOLLARS?! EIGHT DOLLARS?!?! Thats not so bad. So I gave him my credit card and social security number. Now all of a sudden crazy stuff keeps showing up on my bill. Stuff I didn’t even buy! I told Ray the story, and he just laughed at me. I don’t know why it’s funny though. Oh well. Then today I started typing a story. Ray wants me to get off of the computer now, he says it’s important. That’s what Ray always says.